I hate e-readers. But I know that someday soon I'll get tired of moving 14 boxes of books whenever I move. When that day comes and I get rid of my paperbacks, this box of ridiculous items will make the transition easier.
This music box makes the sound of pages turning when you turn the crank.
Since you don't have a library anymore, here's a candle that smells like one.
Every once in awhile you'll need a real paperback to read. nstead of going to the library you can just pick up this little volume nd read summaries of the classics.
Here are some of the summaries (click to turn page):
Before you give your books to Goodwill, make sure their future owners know you're watching.
This leather case is oiled with CB's In The Library perfume to make your e-reader smell like old books instead of lifeless plastic.
We built and designed everything for the kit. Here's proof.
Partner: Chris Martin